In Michael Jackson's 'Billie Jean' the bit that goes 'Billie Jean, is not my lover etc etc, I used to believe he was actually singing 'Billie Jean is not my mother, she's just a girl who says I'm the one, ooh ooh, the girl with the big fat bum'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I used to believe that the words to Michael Jacksons "Liberian Girl" were "librarian girl".— Paul
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- When I was young I used to think that Micheal Jackson was a girl.
— Jib Joseph