When I was about 4 I asked my mom what a hoover was and she told me that it sucked up dirt.Then later that day my mom told me that I had a dirty mouth so I looked for the hoover.i couldnt find one but I found something else which looked similar but smaller,it was a razor!By the time I got to the mirror the dirt on my mouth had gone but I found a crumb on my eyebrow so I shaved my eyebrow off thinking that eyebrows were just dirt I shaved off my dads eyebrows in his sleep.
Recently my dad told me that when this happened people at work thought he was gay and unfaithful to his wife/my mom.LOL
A childhood belief about around the house
others believed things like this
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs
- my older brother told me that if i didnt clean every bit of dirt out of the prints on my feet, i'd die— chel
- I used to think people were made of dirt and mayonnaise. I kind of rememeber picking this up at church.— julia
- the if you swallowed a fly by accident that you would then grow an appetite for dirt.— sarah
- I used to believe that mountains were dinosaurs that had died and been covered with dirt.— Marina