When I was four or five I was getting ready to go to outside and I was putting on my mitts. As I was putting on my mitts fuzz kept getting in the way so I finally shouted at my mom "THIS D*MN GREEN FUZZ!" she looked at me and told me to never say that again because it was rude. I looked her straight in the eye and said "fuzz?". So for years I thought that fuzz was a bad word that i should never say.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I had an uncle that told me that we had belly buttons for putting salt in while we ate celery in bed.— ainmama2001
- I thought it was against the law to carry around a lot of money unless you were putting it in the bank.Anon
- I thought that when the lights went out, putting a candle behind the tv would make it work :)— Ricky
- I thought firefighters were really "firefires," and burned houses down insted of putting them out.Anon
- I used to believe green houses were made of icicles, because that is what they looked like from the road. Anon
- I used to believe the word shoes was spelled shouse. It looked right to me... — Shouse