i used to believe that boy's penises were guns....so i was scared to be around a boy because i they could shoot me at any second...
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that guerillas were monkeys with guns.— Dave D
- i used to think guns shot poison bulletsAnon
- From a TV news program about freedom fighters, I though that `Gorrillas` could use guns.— adrian
- I used to believe ghurkins were mouldy penises— bubz
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon