In kindergarten my nieghbor told me that a vagina was called a "woo" and so up until 2nd grade I thought thats what it was called.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My husband used to believe that kindergarten was called, "kiddie garden." — wife of mispronouncing guy
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- My dad told me that Dalmation dogs were called 'Damnations', I really thought they were until I was about 9.— bunny
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon