i used to think a gherkin was a weird kind of jellybean. then a goblin. it was when I was 11 I found out it was a pickle thing.I don't get that embarresed about calling goblins evil gherkins though...
A childhood belief about gherkins

others believed things like this
- Until just a few seconds ago, I thought gherkins were beans or something weird like natto...Anon
- I used to think that a gherkin was some kind of piece of machinery. I wonder where I got THAT from...— Some Idiot
- I thought that "heck" was a less horrible version of hell for people who were only KIND OF evil.— Oizys
- Up until 5 seconds ago, I had no idea wat a gherkin was— It's a little cucumber, stupid!
- I thought gherkins were pickled slugs.— Cat
- i wanted to be either an astronaut or a goblin when i grew upAnon