When I was younger i made an action figure out of paper and materials (glue and stuff like that) and i named it 'Jerry Anus.' Of course i had NO clue what an anus is so i went up to my older sister and i was like, "Look at what i made! I named him Jerry Anus!" She died of laughter and had to explain to me what an anus was.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to believe that comedian Jerry Lewis and rocker Jerry Lee Lewis were the same person.— Paul
- I thought that elmers glue was made from milk, since it had that cow on the glue bottle. — Monty
- The boy in my class named "Sahand" must have a sister named "Safoot".Anon
- my parents were hippies and I use to beleive that Jerry Garcia was SAnta Clause. — Melissa
- When i was 6 years old i had a dog named Sandy. And i thought she was made of Sand.— Billy Bob Joe
- i used to think a small man named homer lived in my grandmother's freezer and made ice. — ana