When I was in Primary school about 6 years old I remember standing in the toilets waiting for a friend and this other girl was waiting next to me for her friend. I plucked up courage to ask her what 'that' is called between your legs and after some consideration she said her mummy told her it was called a 'lulu'!!! Oh my gosh I must have been 11 before I realised the real name and I stopped calling it a lulu, it's so funny looking back.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think a female daddy-long-legs was called a "mummy-long-legs".Anon
- My friend thought butterfly was actually called a 'flutterby.'— BlutterBly?
- I used to think that 7-Up was called "Zup" until I realised the "Z" was actually a Seven!— Vic
- My mom used to think "preschool" was called "pretty school" until a few years later.— Molly
- My jew friend told me god was real , and i believed itAnon
- I was once told by a friend at school that if you sneeze you actually die for a split second.— Alex