Up until I was ablout 15 I thought testicals were on top of the penis. It only made sense to me.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I also thought that meat balls were made from testicals— Glenn
- I thought Scott Joplin and Janis Joplin were related. Two musicians with the same last name - it made sense!— Rita
- When I was 5, I thought cats were spawned from moss, since moss was so soft. Made sense to me.Anon
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that broccoli grew on trees. It looks like a tree, so it made sense, right?— Catherine...
- when i was 2 or 3 believed that i had lots of animals in my tummy it made sense my mum had baby in hers.— kjc