When I was seven I used to think that a penis was detachable. So once me and my older brother were fighting and I threatened to take his penis off and steal it. He told me that I couldn't do that. Well one night he was asleep in his boxers and I snuck into his room and tried to remove his penis. Needless to say that night I learned that penises are not detachable. My brothers screaming and anger told me that. I also learned how much it hurts to be thrown off the bed backwards and hit my head on the wall.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- I used to think that the penis was a sausage and that they could remove it and cook it.— L
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that if someone had sex more then once a night they would break there penis and die— Chris
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that zebras have detachable stripes.Anon