When I was around seven years old and lived back in CA where most of my family is, my younger cousin and my aunt came to visit us for a few hours. They told me to go into my room with her and play, so she brought her Barbies along and we were just playing with them, when she took out this plastic girl-doll that I guess was made to look like it was pregnant. You could even open up the belly (it snapped on and off) and take out a little plastic baby. Well, the little plastic baby was obviously a boy and had a little plastic penis on it. My mom always told me not to let girls see me naked and stuff, so I got scared that she wasn't supposed to see boy parts, and took it and flushed it down the toilet. I still don't know why she had a doll like that.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that doctors added plastic to your face in plastic surgery.— caro
- I used to think that plastic surgery actually involved using plastic.
— JohnJ - I used to believe that plastic surgery was done with plastic knives.— Vicki J.
- My Dad told me that the big bales of hay wrapped in plastic sitting in the fields on farms were cow eggs.Anon
- That at meetings adults sat on plastic chairs surrounding a large piece of meatAnon
- My Sister Once Said That Polly Pocket Was A Real Girl That Got Shrunk To Doll Size And Turned Into A Doll.— Jamie