i always thought that when you fart it meant you would have to poop very soon. so whenever i farted i made sure i went to the bathroom as quickly as possible so i wouldn't poop on the floor!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to think when you smelled a fart, that you were breathing in tiny pieces of poop.— brandypandy
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- I thought that robots had to poop— Dr.Badguy