When i was little, whenever someone farted (and it was heard) at my grandmas house, my gran would yell out, 'OH there goes another MOUSE on a MOTORBIKE'
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to think that when I moved the mouse around on the mouse pad, I was giving the computer a massage.Anon
- i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up— the nuclear fart
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- my gran tod me that rabbits made a noise that went "map map"— Lise
- My gran told me that if you drank vinegar your brains would dry up!!!— Sam
- My Gran told me that if I picked my nose, I´d get brain cancer. Traumatised? Yes I was!— Windy Girl