When i was 9 i didnt know what a blow job was. We were doing this science experiment in school (cant remember what it was now, but something to do with balloons) and our teacher had let us come up with our own titles for it. In discussion, a lad at my table suggested i call it " A Blow-Job" - well i thought this was fantastic and proudly wrote it down and went to show it to the teacher thinking she'd really praise me. Instead she laughed at me and told my mother!
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- Thinking a blow job was someone just blowing on your butt.... or in your ear— Lynn
- My dad told me that when he was little, he thought the trees waved back and forth to make the wind blow.— casey
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle