my parents belived in teaching me good grammer. So they told me that arn't is a bad word. So when ever a kid said it I would tell the teacher. My parents thought it was funny.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- My parents used to own a Restaurant. I belived the lobsters in the tank were pets.— Ned
- I was told that spaghetti grew on trees and i anounced it in class one day in grammer school.— w.b.
- I used to believe that aliens would come and take me if I wasn't good to my parents— somebody
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---
- I used to think that if you met your parents' boss, your parents would be fired!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!— Spoot