When my sister was in kindergarten she thought the dress code was some kind of code that the teachers wrote in by drawing dresses and different dresses meant different words.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...Anon
- I used to believe that switching the light on and off was morse code to burglarsAnon
- I used to believe that rounding a number meant drawing a circle around it.Anon
- When i was in kindergarten, i used to think that i invented the words million and billion— Comonsnadama
- I used to believe that Madonna's "dress you up in my love" was "dress you up in nylon."Anon
- I used to believe that, in a deep and profound kind of way, the words "door knob" rhymed with "said so". — Katie