when i was young i woundered what that machine was in the toilet so i asked my dad he told me it was chewing gum . i was disgusted at the price and whent round telling people that the chewgumin the toilet was a rip off
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- My Grand father told me that if i swallowed chewing gum i would stick to the toilet— Mr Jones
- I thought that toilet paper was bread and by puting it it the toilet i was feeding the ducks at the bottem.— Gringo
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.— Chris D
- I used to beleve when i was 4 that the flush on the toilet was to wake up toilet monsters.— Millie
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G