When I was little I played with an older boy who taught me the word vagina but didnt tell me what it was. For some reason, I associated this word with 'china' and assumed THAT to be the chandalliers in a lamp shop my family visited one day. Loud as I could I pointed to the chandalliers and said " Look at all the Vaginas!" My parents started howling laughing and took me out of the store, confused as I was, to explain what a vagina was.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was a little girl, I thought all babies came from 'China' (a Vagina)— Lainie
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- I thought assassin was a bad word for some reason (maybe because it has ass in it?)— Alberto Richardson
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- i used to believe that pee came out of the vagina— Janey
- I used to think the word fever was just another word for giraff— Marshall m