I used to believe wen i wuz little that wen they called smaller vans a mini van, they meant "Minnie". So then i figured they must called bigger vans "Mickey" vans. (Like Minnie and Mickey mouse)
A childhood belief about cars

others believed things like this
- I thought that "slipping someone the Mickey" had something to do with Mickey Mouse— stymie
- My mother told me that ice cream vans were ambulances for little children.— Buzz
- When I was little I wanted to go to Disneyland as soon as I could, before Mickey Mouse died.— Mary
- Someone I know IRL used to believe that Goofy (Mickey Mouse's friend) was a walrusAnon
- My dad told me that ice cream vans only play music when they have run out of ice cream. Anon
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani