I used to beleive that humans were not from storks or anything else I thought that parents wrote a letter to the president and asked permission to have a kid and if granted they would flush the toilet and out came a baby, but when they took a crap and flushed the babys in the pipeswould eat it.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I used to beleive that if you flushed the toilet that it would explode and all the water would shoot out.— Michelle
- Someone told me People and fish went to the same place.I thought they meant humans get flushed— MrK
- I used to think you had to get special permission from your parents to use curse words— zeitgeist
- I used to beleve when i was 4 that the flush on the toilet was to wake up toilet monsters.— Millie
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- I used to believe that if I flushed the toilet before I showered, I would take a shower in dirty toilet water.— Chris D