I used to believe that the baby came out of the female's posterior.
A childhood belief about giving birth

others believed things like this
- My wicked sister told me that baby's come from the armpit-didn't matter male or female.Anon
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- I used to believe that all poodles were female.— Em
- When i was little , i thought that a cat was a female dog.Anon
- I used to believe that female roosters existed. Anon
- I used to think that when you had sex the male was sucking the life out of the female!— dude