i used to think that the lyrics to 'the final countdown' went: 'we're heading to be nice' instead of 'we're heading to venus' if u listen they do say 'venus' a bit weirdly!!! i thought it was such a nice song haha!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought venus fly traps are from the planet Venus— Ted Snow
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon
- I used to believe that Venetian blinds came from Venus.— Valerie
- I used to believe that if you put your hand in a venus fly trap it would eat it.Anon
- I believed a star that I later found out was the planet Venus was the Tooth Fairy— Jillybean
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon