this is my cousins...
when she was about 3, she used to sing: "ride a croc horse, to BAN BEE cross, fine lady, white horse, fingers and toes, ever ever she goes" instead of: "ride a cock horse, to banbury cross, to seea fine lady upon a white horse. with rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, and she will make music wherever she goes
cracked me up every time
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- a donkey is just a small horse.Anon
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara
- When I was three I used to believe that cow and horse are wife and husband.— xenia
- I used to think giraffes were a type of horse— Crocotta1
- I was always told that beer was made from horse pee.— Just me
- I only found out last year that a pony is not a baby horse.— Mescaline Frumblethond