when i was little, my grandma would clean out my ears after i got of the shower with a q-tip. she told me that she had to get the "monkeys" out of my ears. when i went home the next day, i told my mom to clean the monkeys out of my ear an she seriously thouht there was something wrong with me. she even took me to a shrink. thanks grandma
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I didn't clean my ears that carrots would grow inside.— Gilian
- my older brother told me that if i didnt clean every bit of dirt out of the prints on my feet, i'd die— chel
- i used to belive that babies come from monkeys...— serious
- I used to believe that guerillas were monkeys with guns.— Dave D
- I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeysAnon
- I used to believe that monkeys were related to fish as they both have mouths!— Quako