When we were kids, my dad used to tell us that if we did not behave at Christmas, he would give our gifts to a little boy called Henry who regularly only got a turd from Santa at Christmas.
I used to ponder how cruel it was to give a little boy a turd for Christmas. I mean, getting nothing would be better than opening your gift wrapping and finding a turd inside.
A childhood belief about father christmas
others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I used to think that if you held a turd in for more than an hour it would give you bad breath— phil
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I used to believe that at Christmas if your house never had a chimney then santa came through your letter box— Rhys James
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I used to put a camera along my fireplace on Christmas Eve in hopes to tape Santa.Anon