when i was younger i used to believe that german nazi were going to come and try to kill me, but they were gonna come outa my closet, so before i wemt to sleep i would think of a way to run and hide
A childhood belief about in my closet

others believed things like this
- I seriously used to believe that Bert from Sesame Street lived in my closet and that he was going to kill me.— Liz
- I used to believe that when I went to sleep, my Barbie dolls would make out and plot to kill me.— ClaireRat
- When people would ask me what was my background, I would tell them 1/2 German and 1/2 Brooklyn!— Randy
- I used to think it was illegal to speak German in Germany because of World War Two.— Anonymous
- I was afraid of my grandma because i thought she had germs because she was german!Anon
- Since Germans speak German, I thought Jewish people spoke Jewish.— Lori