When I was three and went to Sea World for the first time, I wasn't going to see Baby Shamu. I was going to see "Baby Shampoo!"
A childhood belief about excursions

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Shamu was my whale and that he just lived at Sea World and they took care of him for me.Anon
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- when I was little I used to think you had to have a baby before you got married!— Supergirl
- I used to believe that if you used people shampoo on a dog, the dog would turn into a human.Anon