I used to think that grass only grew during the time people were standing on it. How else could I understand the shoe-shaped tufty bits in the lawn at home?
A childhood belief about plants

others believed things like this
- I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.— Michelle
- I used to believe that mushrooms in the grass grew if it was sunny and rained at the same time.— Ryan
- I use to think mountains were dead dinosaurs and grass grew over it.— Tara
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- I used to think raisons were bits of old people and after my granny died I never at them again— rraisonhaterrt
- I used to believe that the oddly-shaped clouds were made from oddly-shaped sheep— Dickson