When I was very young, my parents started teaching me to share.
When it was meal time, one of them would always ask "Would you share a bit of your food with me"?
I would happily share a bite, and they would say
"That was the best bite"!
That made me so angry, because I thought they literally meant, that I gave them the best bite of food off of my plate! If it was my food, I wanted the best bite!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- One time my brother asked my mom why mosquitoes bite. She said it was because children are bad.— sue
- Mom told us that if we didn't eat every single bite of our veggies at dinner time, we'd get colon cancer.Anon
- When I was 8 I thought a spider lived in the toilet and would bite me if I sat on it.— Mike
- I thought there was a beaver living in the toilet that would bite me if I wasn't ever vigilant. — Camille
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I didn't share, I would turn into a crow.— Peter
- I used to believe my mom kept a lizard in her purse that would bite me if I got into it.Anon