I used to think that there was a Momma Wheelie because I'd always heard of Poppa Wheelie.
(Pop a wheelie}
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- For some reason I thought any 4X4 vehicle would pull a wheelie when switched into 2 wheel drive.— Richard Davies
- i used to think "black dog" by led zeppelin started out like, "big-legged momma, see the way you moo."— ginny
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- When I first heard of Amsterdam I thought it was "Hamster's Den"— Bootlebat
- The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon
- When I was a kid I heard that the Beatles did acid and I wondered if they melted from it.Anon