When I was 4 or 5 I got lice, but for some reason I thought this was a good thing, so I went to school walking around telling everyone proudly that I had lice. I always wondered why they stayed away from me...
A childhood belief about creepy crawlies

others believed things like this
- when i was a lil kid i used to think salt was dead lice that people but on there food and i never knew why
— jessica diamond - my sister when she was little thorght head lice tried to borrow into her head to get to her brainAnon
- I used to think that GLASS and GRASS was the same thing. I always wondered why windows weren't green...— Alex
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I used to believe that you could catch AIDS from just looking at a nud girl. Good thing I was WRONG— Mbm4615
- I used to believe that jay walking was walking naked on the street. — Kendra