When i was little we were burgled on christmas night and all the presents were stolen along with the TV. My parents told me there were no presents because Santa was so angry with my behaviour over the past year he stole out TV. The next year I slept downstairs with a plastic sword waiting for Santa to make sure he didn't steal the new TV. Of course i fell asleep before the morning and unfourtunately my mum & dad arranged a man in a Santa suit to come to our house. When he arrived he and my parents walked into the living room where I was asleep. My dad woke me up and I saw santa standing there. As soon as i saw there were no presents i grabbed my plastic sword and ran at him in a rage shouting "THIEF! F*****G THIEF!"
A childhood belief about father christmas
others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- when i was a child,i used to believe that Santa claus drove a car and all the presents were in the boot— narration
- I used to believe that at Christmas if your house never had a chimney then santa came through your letter box— Rhys James
- I used to believe that Santa Ana winds actually came from the city of Santa Ana, CA— Fishfood
- My parents told me that Jesus visited Santa Claus when he was dead for three days. — Rick Hamell
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K