When I was little, I noticed that some couples would have their first kid a year after they were married. This led me to believe... you get the picture. One day, my resource room teacher and I were having a conversation. Her and her boyfriend were engaged and I said "a married couple always have their first baby a year after their married." She just laughed and said how cute I was.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I Use to that all couples got married twice to renew the marriage
— Lucas Jr fique Marti d - When I was nine, I thought two eleven-year-olds could get married.Anon
- i used to believe nuns were married to jesus and priests were married to mary.— sunshine
- I used to believe that when you got married you immideatly got pregnant and so I was terrified to get married— leo
- I used to think that when a couple got married and went on their honeymoon, they took a vacation to the moon.— Jen
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo