i dont know what song this was, but there was sometihng like "precious and few are the moments we two can share" and i heard "precious and few are the moments, sweet toucan Cher" i thought of some guy singing it to some female toucan named cher...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought braces were made out of precious metals and that's why they were so expensive!— Sp' Iyulgar
- I used to think that Cher really WAS a gypsy and a thief and some kind of egyptian ruler.— Piper
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- I thought God drove a car like ours - a Honda. The song DID say "fill the heavens with sweet Accords..."— Dummy
- I used to believe the angels were in the speakers at church because of the loud female voice singing.Anon