I used to believe that odd numbers were male and even number were female. So in my head they were all dating. 1 was dating 2. 3 was engaged to 4. 5 was married to 6. And 6 was cheating on 5 with 7. ( I don't know what happened to 8,9,0... )
A childhood belief about counting

others believed things like this
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- When I was little I thought cows married horses, cows were all female and horses were all male. — Sheila
- I used to believe all cats were female and all dogs were male.— Sabby
- I used to think that all cats were female and all dogs were male. — Annalisa
- i used to believe that all cats were female and dogs were male!Anon
- I used to believe that cats were all female and dogs were all male.— Rachel