When i was 3 i ran out and showed my mom my drawing of (what i thought of it as) a penis. I was so confused when she started dying with luaghter. now that i see the picture, its a long string with a big ball on the end. --------------o
SO THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that a penis was the same as a vagina except really long— *stupid*
- i used to believe that if you have sex for too long, the penis would stay in your vagina— Angela
- I used to think volleyball was actually called "ball-y ball"Anon
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D
- When I was little, I thought dying your hair would give you the color AND hairstyle displayed on the box. Anon
- i believed there were little men in my etch a sketch that did the drawing— now a mom