My father told me that cocktail sausages were actually monkeys private parts.
My brother and I found this funny and it didn't ever stop us from eating them.
Weird.
A childhood belief about dangerous food
others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- When I was young, I thought that rice was actually ants eggs! Didn't stop me from eating it though (: -@— Doh!
- My little brother was afraid of toliets cuz he thought monkeys would jump out of his butt.— ~~~ Crazy Bro ~~~
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips
- I used to think that sausages where made from cow's udders.— eoin
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston