I used to believe that because nuns usually took a different name for religious purposes that priests had to have a religious themed last name. This was due to having a priest named Father Cross. When he was replaced with Father Donahoe, I was stunned. I guess I was expecting something like Father Church or Father Altar.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to believe bobby pins were named after my father.— Erin
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox
- i used to say 'our father, who art in heaven, hello whats your name?'— lou