one time i walked in on my dad peeing and i thought that male/female anatomy worked like a hotdog and bun, and would say boys have the hotdogs girls have the bun!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that to desex an animal meant to turn it from a male to a female or female to male.— Phil
- I thought all poodles were female...i mean how can you be a male poodle and live with yourself?Anon
- I thought that the difference between girls and boys was that girls have teeth.
Anon - I never knew how tampons worked, I always thought they would fit in a female flat, like a hot dog.— only me
- I used to think that when you had sex the male was sucking the life out of the female!— dude
- I used to believe all cats were female and all dogs were male.— Sabby