When I was little, I went to camp for a week. We sang songs every night, and I remember one in particular... part of the lyrics go, "And my father wants me wed..." (as in married). Well, I always heard- and sang- "And my father wants me dead..." One of the counselors overheard me and thought I had, and I quote, "some kind of problem."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- My friend Rod hates any kind of meringue pie because when he was 6 his father told him it was cow slobber.— Sean
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon
- Until about age 9, I thought there was a country called "Operaland" where everyone sang instead of talking.Anon