when I was little I used to think that the frankincense smell in a catholic church was from old people wetting themselves on the carpet.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe the local Catholic church was Disney Land.— Sherri
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- i use to believe that all people who wear glasses were catholic....dont even ask me why???Anon
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- As a child I went to a prodestant church, but I used to tell people that I was a pedestrian.— Megan
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee