When I was old enough to see out the bathroom window while taking a shower, I noticed that the streetlamp would make an interesting diaper-shaped pattern on the privacy glass. For some reason, I thought that this pattern was God, and I would talk to it during every shower. I felt bad, though, since I was always naked when I talked to God. Everytime I opened the window, God disappeared, and all I could see was a streetlight. I believed this longer than I care to admit.
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- in this TV show i saw a snake coming up from the drain so everytime i take a shower i go really fast!— scared person
- I used to think that toilets led to the shower head. That's why I never took a shower :D— scared
- I used to believe that if you took a shower after a day of tanning the tan would come off in the shower— Shar
- I thought you could die from chewing gum while in the shower.— Hollow Head
- I never used to take shower after going to the beach, because i thought that tans washed off right away.Anon