Well it wasn't my belief....but my cousin is about 3 years older than my brother (whome is 9 years older than me...so obviously this is just a story i've been told many many times)...well my cousin (a girl) happened to see my mum changing my brothers diaper and saw his scrotum & penis...she ran out of the room screaming...when her mother finally calmed her down she said "Mommy mommy look...Matt's got an Udder!"...it was just udderly adorable from what i hear (get it...udderly...hehe)...anyways...so for years she thought that boys were really cows...and she wouldn't eat beef or hamburgers...thinking that it was really 'boy meat'.....my cousin has never lived that down....and i just HAD to tell y'all about it...hehe
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- My brother that is 6 years younger than me used to believe that in seven years he would be older than me.Anon
- when I was younger, I used to believe cows were cousin's to beefs— péisus taré
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- My older brother once told me that Aussie shampoo was made from kangaroo pee. I avoided using it for years!— Annie