When I was little I heard my brother talking about a blow job. I didn't know what it was and I didn't want to ask him, but I knew it had something to do with a man. So for the longest time I thought that it was when you put your butts up against each other and fart on each other. Wow I was so wrong, but its still funny.
A childhood belief about oral sex
others believed things like this
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- For the longest time I didn't know that Spinal Tap wasn't a real group. No wonder I couldn't find their music.— Louis
- I used to believe that if you had to fart and held it in too long that it would cause you to blow upAnon
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey