I used to think that "eau de toilette" perfume was a special spray you used to make the bathroom to make it smell nice after you took a poo. So one day after I had a big one I went into my moms room took her most expensive perfume and sprayed it all over the bathroom.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that good and expensive joggers would make me run fast.— Kats
- When I was little, I thought that bug spray would make bugs explode and disappear. Anon
- I used to think I had the special power of being able to smell things with my finger.— Pablo
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - I used to believe that the saying "2 wrongs don't make a right" was "2 wongs don't make a white"Anon