My 1st grade teacher left abrubtly in the middle of the school yeah, so i asked my mom why. Not wanting to go into specifics, she told me he was an alien, and, being 5, i thought she meant from Mars, not Mexico.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- In first grade I believed that I was from Mexico because I could count to ten in Spanish.— Lara Roy
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I thought the ball-headed person in the Bic logo was an alien and communicated using alien-like noises.Anon
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I got given a box of slime marked "alien puke" and asked if E.T. was all right.Anon