i used to think that if a lady ate a magic peanut then she would grow a baby and get pregnant. i thought that the baby would grow at the bottom of the garden and wen it looked tasty enough she would eat it and then poo it out.
A childhood belief about getting pregnant

others believed things like this
- i used to think that if a girl and a boy peed in the same toilet a baby would grow in it.— hip hip
- I used to think House Finches were baby birds and they'd later grow into Robins or something— Mica
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe
- I used to think that God looked like/ was Mr. Peanut. He was a giant peanut with a top hat, monacle and cane.— Erica
- I used to falsely believe that planting a fruit pip in the garden would actually grow a tree or bush.— Natasha