In Kingdergarten everyday my teacher would ask one of the kids what day it was. In case she asked me, I asked my mom what day it was every morning. One day I asked my mom and she told me that it was tomorrow. That very day my teacher asked me what day it was, and my reply was "today is tomorrow". Everyone was laughing at me.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- I thought that "tomorrow" was one of the days of the week— Frank
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- When I asked my dad how bees collect honey he told me that they carry around little tiny buckets. — Shana
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon