For years I used to believe that God's name was Harold.
I asked my mum, "why does Harold have charts?"
She didn't have a clue what I was going on about, and asked me what I meant.
so I replied, "You know Harold, in heaven, why does he have charts?"
My Grandad's name was Harold, so my mum said, "Grandad isn't dead, he is still alive."
I got really frustrated, "No mum, Harold in Heaven! you know!"
"Our father, with charts in heaven Harold be your name, your kingdom come....."
Ok so mum finally got it, and she reminds me of it often
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox
- I used to believe that "Our Father, who art in heaven" meant that God was also a painter on the side. — Amanda
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- I used to believe the dead flew up to heaven.— Pierre, a French student in eighth grade
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- i used to say 'our father, who art in heaven, hello whats your name?'— lou