As a small child, I believed that items sold in small sizes,
like, 1/2 dozen eggs, travel size shampoo, quart of milk etc. where only for "short people" and I told my mom I wanted to be a short person when I grew up so I can buy the cute stuff.....
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- Since the girls name Jackie is short for Jacqueline, I thought the boys name Jack was short for JackalAnon
- When I was little I used to think that it was impossible to travel to the moon because I saw it very small
— Kautar - That everyone had the same amount of skin and that short people were fat and tall people were skinny.Anon
- As a small child I believed that the word was "nakeup", finally I found out that it was actually "makeup".— Hannnah P.
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think bread grew on trees and people just cut it up and sold it.Anon